Who Let My Blog Out?

Man accused of trying to cash check for...

May 2nd

Athlete's Foot

How can a medical term be so generalizing? What if we started calling obesity “fat guy...

May 1st

Call Me Paranoid But...

mesler: I think more tests should be done during an ultrasound to make sure that the woman is in...

Apr 30th

A Question That Seems Logical, But...

How can Beggin’ Strips smell so much like bacon, but taste so terrible?!

Apr 30th

"2MH 2HDL"

Another day, another vanity license plate that’s easily misinterpreted.  To me, this says,...

Apr 29th

Dear CNN.com

You are an extension of the supposed bastion of the American news media and, as such, should be...

Apr 28th

Famous Moustaches

Apr 27th

Professional Wrestler's Finisher or...

From least to most depressing: Stone Cold Stunner Tombstone Piledriver Rock Bottom

Apr 26th

The Die Hard Friendship Scale on...

An article I wrote about my favorite movie of all time, Die Hard, made the front page of...

Apr 25th

Criminal Signs

To a drug dealer, I bet an “End School Zone” sign is a “Start Drug Dealing...

Apr 24th

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a...

Apr 24th

Rick Roll-ing Over in the Grave

I think everyone should make their ringtone “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. ...

Apr 23rd

Come to your Census.

Today when I was waiting in line at Subway, an old man walked in. He was wearing a “Census...

Apr 22nd

Bear-er of Bad News

Sorry kids, but the “big surprise” at The Teddy Bear’s Picnic is that the main...

Apr 22nd

4/20

Yesterday, at 4:20, Starz Comedy played Dazed & Confused.  I’m sure it was a coincidence.

Apr 21st

Genre Confusion

Tombstone is as much a Western as Over the Top is about father-son relationships. Stop kidding...

Apr 20th

“Well it can’t be grizzly bears; they are the number...”
— Barack Obama, on The Colbert...

Apr 20th

The Right Stuff?

Now that New Kids on the Block are attempting a comeback, I bet they wish they never had a song...

Apr 19th

If I Had Kids, I'd Embarass Them

I think a surefire way for a parent to embarass his kid these days would be to sing Flo Rida’s...

Apr 18th

Hostess with the Least...est?

I think advertising executives would be among the worst party hosts ever. Every ad about a sale...

Apr 17th

What a Weird Dream

All I remember is a bearded man wearing a red t-shirt with baby dolls duct taped all over it.  The...

Apr 16th

No More Tag

Apr 15th

A Modest Proposal

I’m convinced that if Oprah were to put Johnathan Swift’s “A Modest...

Apr 15th

Manholes

I’m glad the public works field laid claim to this term before anyone else could.

Apr 14th

The Zoo

I went to the zoo with my three little cousins and aunt yesterday. I had a few thoughts as I walked...

Apr 14th

Word Trivia

Apr 14th

Fatherhood

I think a quick way to gauge your abilities as a father would be to determine how much your child...

Apr 13th

A "Highlander" Musical

“How to Succeed in Business Without Really Dying”

Apr 12th

"DN8 HTE"

To the 18-year-old “The Hills” fan behind the wheel of the brand-new Mercedes...

Apr 10th

Isn't That How Banks Work?

I want to walk up to a bank teller, hand him a picture of myself and say, “Yes, I’ll...

Apr 10th

"Why would I need to masturbate?" he told...

Apr 9th

A Job I Actually Wouldn't Want

I was eating cashews last night and actually took the time to read the packaging as I munched.  I...

Apr 9th

“We make ‘em when they count.”
— John Calipari, on his...

Apr 8th

The Mirror

There are certain things completely normal things guys do on an fairly regular basis that turn...

Apr 8th

Ooohhh. I get it.

I just understood the pun of the Barq’s Root Beer decade-old ad campaign. Barq’s Has...

Apr 7th

Well Why Not?

If someone makes a blog that no one’s going to read, does it even count as a blog? In an...

Apr 7th