Who Let My Blog Out?

azizisbored: “Let’s put a smile on that face.” I realize...

Jul 2nd

“I caught an early screening of ‘The Dark Knight’...”
— Kevin Smith.  17 days until I...

Jul 1st

azizisbored: “If it were physically possible, I would fuck...

Jun 27th

Bare Bones: 'Only the Good Die Young'

Dear Catholic Girls, Engage in premarital relations with me or you will surely die an untimely...

Jun 27th

“No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.”
— Here’s to George Carlin. May...

Jun 23rd

Star Magazine: Bastion of Journalistic...

My aunt has a subscription to all of those trashy tabloids and, when she’s done, she passes...

Jun 18th

“Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there. ...”
— Billy Joel, opening his...

Jun 17th

Almost Tabloids

Yesterday I saw a girl who looked like a 40-year-old, crack-addled Miley Cyrus walking out of a...

Jun 17th

'I Kissed a Girl'

I like songs that are just awful, so needless to say I love Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl.  My...

Jun 15th

Cleaning

I honestly hate cleaning.  But once I start, I’ll clean one thing, which makes the thing next...

Jun 14th

Bill Walton - Motivational Guru

Jun 13th

“In light of the media coverage here, we will go back and...”
— NBA Commissioner David...

Jun 13th

Nerd Alert

Today I had to go to the post office and in line in front of me was a mother and her two young sons,...

Jun 12th

Hooters

I heard a radio commercial for Hooters yesterday and it included a part about employment...

Jun 11th

brand tags

Jun 10th

Eyebrows

Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.

Jun 9th

Knee-Jerk Celtics Fan (Episode Two)

“Leon Powe is the greatest Celtic of all time.”

Jun 9th

Another Lil Wayne Post?

I get the feeling when Lil Wayne says “Mr. Rain Man, can we have a rainy day?”, in a...

Jun 8th

Worst Financial Adviser Ever

Lil Wayne: Got money? And you know it? Take it out your pocket and show it, then throw it.

Jun 7th

Clint Eastwood: Still Got It

Spike Lee: There aren't enough black soldiers in your recent World War II movies.
Clint Eastwood: Shut your face.
(Via Dan Gurewitch)

Jun 7th

Knee-Jerk Celtics Fan

“I’m going to name my firstborn son either ‘P.J. Brown’ or ‘Not Sam...

Jun 6th

Time Machine

I was listening to Ayo Technology with 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake and I decided what I would do...

Jun 5th

Haircut

I got my haircut today.  So if you see me in the next seven-to-ten days, expect me to look like a...

Jun 5th

For All my 'Tween Readers

wud u rather, after evrythng u do, hav ur gurlz say “thats so raven” or...

Jun 3rd

Sense of Humor

Sometimes people ask me how I would describe my sense of humor.  My answer is always the same,...

Jun 2nd

Tag Sales

I’ve developed a deep love for tag sales.  So much so that I throw my own- I let myself into...

Jun 1st