This just happened in the fort. Christmas rules.
The Brass Bonanza and a fort are things I hope to combine in my lifetime.
I’ve watched this video probably thirty times in the past two years and still find it hilarious.
I’m in the same boat. So, so funny.
Happy stupid holidays!!!
Ok internet, you can stop trying, the best picture of all time has been found.
Most pictures say a thousand words, this one says about a bazillion.
Over a year later and it’s still good.
Holy shit on two accounts: 1) I can’t believe this came out over a year ago and 2) it’s still just so ridiculously good.
Did I post this before?
I think so (and I know I have), but does it really matter? You could post this picture every day and it would never be enough.
We’re recording a new episode of Nightmare Shark this eve, so answer this question!
How do you deal with family awkwardness around the holidays?
Alcohol.
Awesome feature from Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives on my favorite restaurant in the world!
As a lifelong Middletown resident, I can affirm that O’Rourke’s is the shit.
I think I’ll walk down there for breakfast tomorrow.
Kids that play with the Ed Hardy Space Satellite grow up to appreciate fucking space and shit.
In space, no one can hear you grunt at the gym.
“After 7 to 10 days, everyone was dead or undead,” he says. He tried several counterattacks. Quarantining the zombies didn’t work; it only bought a few extra days of survival for humanity. Even creating a “cure” for zombification led to a grim result. It was possible to save 10 to 15 percent of the population, but everyone else was a zombie. (The cure in his model wasn’t permanent; the cured could be rebitten and rezombified.)
As much as I like watching zombie movies, playing zombie video games, and reading zombie fiction, I never EVER want to see a zombie in real life.
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A gun rack… a gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?
Such a great quote, easily one of my favorites.
“So does that mean you don’t like it?”
This will be my new alarm ringtone every morning.
Any rap song that uses Tom Petty so masterfully and has a placeholder video that looks like a terrible office wall hanging is alright in my book.
