I don’t usually post random Internet videos (because God knows I post enough of my own), but this made me cry laughing. Everyone in the world must see it.
I normally spend my evenings catching up the CH videos I missed that day. Last night I watched this video and it made me cry laughing. Cry. To the point where tears were rolling down my cheeks. Today it produced the same reaction in Dan, so…watch it?
This is awesome.
I wrote this little thing to explain what Jay-Z is talking about when he mentions Jesus and Dwayne Wade.
This could not be anymore servicey.
The most helpful article I’ve ever read.
Where the hell is this guy?
I will probably go to my grave defending Vanessa Carlton and I will do it once again. Bitch is so much better than these one hit wonder butt plugs.
Although, I do have a soft spot for Eden Crush’s Get Over Yourself.
Plus White Houses is possibly the greatest song of all time. So, yeah, this list is bullshit.
I just imagine a drunk Paula Deen slathered in lard, throwing whole honey baked hams at people.
I’m guessing this magazine recommends putting butter in your eggnog.
I was behind a car with the license plate number ‘941 BJS’ and all I could think was “That’s a hell of a deal.”
Either you’re cooled by the Long Island Sound or you’re warmed by it, no more of this “cooled in the summer and warmed in the winter”, best-of-both-worlds bullshit. Pick a side.
Sincerely,
Inland Connecticut
This video is awesome for three reasons, as far as I’m concerned:
1. It’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen
2. It’s Mario
3. It reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in Shaun of the Dead, which is possibly my favorite movie of all time
That’s what we, in the biz, call a three-fer.
Most of all, I’m thankful that Harry Stamper (last known photograph shown above) sacrificed his own life to detonate the atomic bomb on that asteroid which saved the entire world.
