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This is my favorite video ever.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:12:44 -0500

This is my favorite video ever.

phazerblast: The comcast description guy must have had a rough...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:04:08 -0500

phazerblast:

The comcast description guy must have had a rough breakup (via)

I think the people who write these descriptions must have the best senses of humor ever.

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari, Woliner score with trio of comedy concepts

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:01:42 -0500

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches - Ansari, Woliner score with trio of comedy concepts:

azizisbored:

I’m very excited to announce that Jason Woliner and I have sold 3 movies to Judd Apatow and Universal! I am attached to star and Jason will direct.

One idea is tentatively titled “Let’s Do This” and is a road movie about two guys that work for a motivational speaking company.

Another idea is about two disgraced astronauts who have to go back to space to clear their names.

And the other idea is a movie based around Randy, my character from “Funny People.”

We’re currently working on all three ideas now and haven’t decided which we will go with first.

Needless to say, we are very excited to be working with Judd on these projects. Unfortunately, this does however put Jason and I’s plan to remake Short Circuit 2 (with myself playing the Michael McKean role in a revolutionary new makeup technique called “peachface”) on hold indefinitely.

Day=made

Really?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:40:38 -0500

Really?

erockappel: God help us. What I’ve learned from this...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:13:00 -0500

erockappel:

God help us.

What I’ve learned from this video: hammers can ‘clamp’ and logic is obviously a socialist construct which these folks carefully (and successfully) avoid.

No, fuck you, you uppity bitch. I hope Satan tells you to...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:48:09 -0500

No, fuck you, you uppity bitch.

I hope Satan tells you to ‘Shh’ as you burn in eternal hellfire.

Dear Arlington (VA) Public Library,

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:47:06 -0500

You had a collection agency call my cell phone and leave a not-very-nice message encouraging me to pay the $43 fine I owe to your library as soon as humanly possible to avoid further problems. This, of course, pertaining to the two books on the Lindbergh kidnapping that I took out for a paper FIVE YEARS AGO and had never heard word one about in as many years.

Fine, odds are I got drunk and lost your books, I probably owe you that money. So I sent along the check promptly, complete with a very nice handwritten note. The very least you could do is cash it, right? Instead of sitting on it for weeks? I still don’t know if you’ve even gotten this check. It was so important that I had to receive a voice mail that made me feel like I was a felon, but once you get it, it’s just no a priority? Fuck you and the horse you rode in.

I can honestly say I will never take out another book from your piece of shit library. As a matter of fact, I’m actively trying to forget how to read right now just to spite you.

mikekarnell: I would sleep in this everyday. I would sleep in...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:28:41 -0500

mikekarnell:

I would sleep in this everyday.

I would sleep in it AND shower in it. And make sweet, passionate love to it.

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: WHY DO WE NEVER PLAY NIGHT CRAWLERS...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:29:43 -0500

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: WHY DO WE NEVER PLAY NIGHT CRAWLERS ANYMORE, HUH?
Frank: I don’t know, Charlie!
Dee: What is Night Crawlers?
Dennis: It’s a game where they crawl around at ni— in the night like worms.
Charlie: I never said that.
Frank: Well, that’s what it is.
Charlie: INTERVENTION, INTERVENTION! IS NOTHING PRIVATE, FRANK!? JEEEESUSSS. Look, I like that game, I don’t wanna stop playing it.
Frank: Charlie, we can play that game!
Charlie: Promise!?
Frank: Yeah!
Charlie: Woo! YEAHHHH.

My life would be complete if I could find someone to play Night Crawlers with.

Any takers?

itsalwayssunny: Sunny Mailbag: Charlie Day Good Lord do I love...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:12:06 -0500

itsalwayssunny:

Sunny Mailbag: Charlie Day

Good Lord do I love Charlie Day.

itsalwayssunny: Sunny Mailbag: Glenn Howerton His answer to...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:09:32 -0500

itsalwayssunny:

Sunny Mailbag: Glenn Howerton

His answer to the last question (‘Do you guys get along off camera?’) hade me in tears.

patrickcassels: Total Recall is one of my favorite action...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:00:45 -0500

patrickcassels:

Total Recall is one of my favorite action movies, so imagine my excitement when someone managed to capture the subtlety of its dystopian themes in a mere 3 1/2-minutes.

“Kuatto lives!” —The Resistance

I just watched this movie for the first time today and it’s fucking awesome.

"They all sound the same. All the fake voices of people that I never met… things that didn’t happen."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:53:36 -0500

“They all sound the same. All the fake voices of people that I never met… things that didn’t happen.”

- David Spade who was (believe it or not) in fact funny, a long time ago

proof

(via mikekarnell)

I’ve always really liked David Spade and I’ve never been sure why, but I’ll defend him tooth and nail.

mattedits: dangurewitch: Twilight: Three Wolf Moon, written by...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:43:51 -0500

mattedits:

dangurewitch:

Twilight: Three Wolf Moon, written by me and Sarah, directed by Sam, starring the wonderful Aubrey Plaza (now of ‘Parks and Recreation’) and John Gemberling. Digg it!

I had the pleasure of editing this one. Definitely had a lot of fun with it even though I had to watch the New Moon trailer about 923048302 times. I’m curious to see how that movie won’t be ridiculous. Anyway, John and Aubrey killed it. Sam, Vince, and Eva did a kick ass job with it as well. Shout out to Anna for doing a great job designing the titles.

Enjoy it! Reblog it! Digg it!

As anyone who follows this blog knows, I do own this shirt and it really is this awesome.

mattedits: (via bellavita)

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:48:48 -0500

mattedits:

(via bellavita)

What I Missed About Connecticut: Exhibit A

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:18:45 -0500

I was not the only person in my class wearing a Hartford Whalers hat.

Look for DoodSweat in the credits of Paranormal Activity on DVD...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:22:00 -0500

Look for DoodSweat in the credits of Paranormal Activity on DVD and Blu-Ray!

I want #15 on my team. In anything.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:48:58 -0500

I want #15 on my team. In anything.

mesler: I just read that Mark McGwire and his brother aren’t on...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:30:17 -0500

mesler:

I just read that Mark McGwire and his brother aren’t on speaking terms. Apparently McGwire’s nephew spilled coffee on him and he flipped out. I was thinking about how hard Mark must have flipped in order for his family to stop speaking to him and decided that it probably went something like the picture above.

Relax Mark.

There is no doubt in my mind that this is exactly how it went.

Welcome back to the internet, Derrick Comedy.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:53:54 -0500

Welcome back to the internet, Derrick Comedy.